matchless:

*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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peace-out-little-munchkins:

Me, all the time, every day.

basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

redditfront:

Chocolate Banana

redditfront:

Chocolate Banana

redditfront:

Fuck washing dishes.

redditfront:

Fuck washing dishes.

redditfront:

At 23 I fear I will look at life like this forever.

redditfront:

At 23 I fear I will look at life like this forever.

Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.
nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda