if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands
i feel like this is a real family photo
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
When hot people actually think you’re attractive
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack